Dronfield Digital’s Resignation Speech

Dronfield Digital Resignation

Good evening.

This is the 37th 33rd time I have spoken to you from this office website, where so many decisions have been made that shaped the history of this Nation town. Each time I have done so to discuss with you some matter that I believe affected the national Local interest.

In all the decisions I have made in my public life, I have always tried to do what was best for the Nation Dronfield. Throughout the long and difficult period of Watergate Dronfield social media monopoly, I have felt it was my duty to persevere, to make every possible effort to complete the term of office to which you elected me  post humorous and engaging content.

In the past few days, however, it has become evident to me that I no longer have a strong enough political base in the Congress the time or energy, to justify continuing that effort. As long as there was such a base Before it got too demanding, I felt strongly that it was necessary to see the constitutional process through to its conclusion, that to do otherwise would be unfaithful to the spirit of that deliberately difficult process and a dangerously destabilizing precedent for the future.

But with the disappearance of that base free time, I now believe that the constitutional banterous purpose has been served, and there is no longer a need for the process to be prolonged.

I would have preferred to carry through to the finish whatever the personal agony it would have involved, and my family unanimously urged me to do so. But the interest of the Nation Dronfield must always come before any personal considerations.

From the discussions I have had with Congressional and other leaders some people on facebook, I have concluded that because of the Watergate social media monopoly matter I might not have the support of the Congress local authorities that I would consider necessary to back the very difficult decisions and carry out the duties of this office website in the way the interests of the Nation Dronfield would require.

I have never been a quitter. To leave office Dronfield Digital before my term is completed is abhorrent to every instinct in my body. But as President Editor-in-chief, I must put the interest of America Dronfield first. America Dronfield needs a full-time President content publisher and a full-time Congress funny twitter account, particularly at this time with problems we face at home and abroad.

To continue to fight through the months ahead for my personal vindication would almost totally absorb the time and attention of both the President and the Congress in a period when our entire focus should be on the great issues of peace abroad and prosperity without inflation at home take too much effort.

Therefore, I shall resign the Presidency effective at noon tomorrow. Vice President Ford someone will be sworn in as President webmaster at that hour in this office.

As I recall the high hopes for America Dronfield with which we began this second term website, I feel a great sadness that I will not be here in this office on this website working on your behalf to achieve those hopes in the next 21/2 years. But in turning over direction of the Government website to Vice President Ford the hands of time, I know, as I told the Nation Dronfield when I nominated him for that office 10 months ago the twitter account back in November, that the leadership twittership of America Dronfield,  will be in good hands  eventually get on top.

In passing this office website to the Vice President hands of posterity, I also do so with the profound sense of the weight of responsibility that will fall on his [Posterity’s] shoulders tomorrow and, therefore, of the understanding, the patience, the cooperation he will need from all Americans Dronfieldians.

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To have served in this office on this website is to have felt a very personal sense of kinship with each and every American Dronfieldian. In leaving it, I do so with this prayer: May God’s grace be with you in all the days ahead.

– Gareth.

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