15 Year Old Whizz Kid Takes Over At The Oldest Club In The World

Sheffield FC

Dronfield Digital Exclusive: Wealthy Italian businessman Alfonso Rossi’s whizz kid is soon to become Manager of Sheffield F.C. The Italian has been interested in the club for a long while and now he has put pen to paper for ownership of the oldest club in the world.

For legal reasons the boy cannot be named but his father ‘Rossi’ a Multi-Millionaire hailing from Rome, made his fortune in the luxury hotel industry and has grown worldwide, says this is an excellent opportunity and he has every faith in his son. Talks are already underway to redevelop the current site into an 80,000 capacity stadium.

In this exclusive interview ‘Rossi’ has informed us that the club WILL go far under his son’s leadership, propelling them up the leagues and in six years time competing in the UEFA Champions League against the likes of AC Milan. It is rumoured that the likes of Mario Balotelli, Gianluigi Buffon, Samir Nasri and Rafael da Silva are in talks with the Italian Owner.

The new ‘Whizz Kid’ Manager has won various awards at ‘Gaming’ Tournaments and now, heavily down to the fact he has a wealthy father, now thinks he can take our Club to the Champions League in Six Seasons! But down to his lack of experience it’s hard to see how he will make any ‘Football Friends’ [Inbetweeners Reference].

I have to declare a passion for football and personally wouldn’t hesitate on recommending Gunstones Bakery to be the site of the stadium, or possibly just a car park. Obviously, there are concerns that big names will not entertain such a small club with extreme ambitions. ‘Rossi’ countered this by saying “If the money is right then they will come”. Can you possibly imagine a super stadium at or around the current ‘Coach & Horses’ venue in our sleepy little town of Dronfield.


– Contributing writer, Ashley Jacques.


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